The Great Paywall of Coochie
To those who have followed this newsletter for a while now, this news may leave you feeling a bit aggrieved, and while I understand the sentiment, I hope you can understand that sometimes in life for things to continue they must change —- and this newsletter is one of such cases. Because despite my best intentions, over the past 6 months, I have not been able to maintain my effort level with regard to this project for a variety of reasons, however the highest on the list of reasons is the simple fact I need to earn a living.
You see when I first started this project I was but a lowly bartender, working nights and having my mornings entirely to myself to write up my best bets. However, those days have since passed me by, being replaced instead with a steady 9-5 job that I enjoy but do not love. This has, in turn, meant that the time I have each day to spend writing breakdowns has shrunk considerably, to the point where we’ve been of late, where I am just more or less incapable of finding the time necessary to properly breakdown why my projections shade the way they do into words. Clearly, I want that to change, and for that to change, I must in some way monetize the time I spend creating content or otherwise the family and kids I hope to someday have money for will never come to be.
Winners Galore for the Price of a Cocktail (7$ a Month)
So now that I’m done groveling, let me tell (show) you why for only the price of a Mojito, a subscription to this newsletter is well worth the price!
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For the past 12 months, each and every one of my bets has been tracked via Betstamp’s Tracking Software, and in that time the proof is very much in the pudding so to speak.
3023 Bets Placed. 141.7 Units Won. 4.8% ROI Achieved. With an average of 1.6% CLV per wager.
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But What If I Don’t Want To Pay? At Least Not Right Away!
I can certainly understand the apprehension or unwillingness to pay for my work, and while it saddens me, I will by no means hold it against anyone! The world is a tough place, dollars and cents matter more and more each day, and while I have done my best to make it affordable (Substack Monthly Minumum is 7$), I will not leave anyone who has subscribed in the past without access to my work in some way! So for those of you who would rather wait and see, or just prefer to follow along for free, there are a couple of ways you can do so;
Follow Along on Social Media
As many of you know, I love Twitter, and will always post my action there. So if by happenstance you are not interested in paying for my analysis, you can always get my thoughts, picks, and opinions by following me on Twitter!
Follow Along on Betstamp
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Keep Subscribing For Free
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Any “media”, such as podcasts, etc, that I partake in will be posted in some form on the newsletter for free to subscribers
In Closing… Never Neglect the Day Ones
So while I’m sure this change will be met with pessimism and frustration, I hope that my modest demands will not be met with angst but rather understanding. Life gets expensive as you age and as I inch closer to thirty, that statement has never felt more true.
That being said, another saying that I am equally in agreeance with is “never forget the day ones”, and friends and readers alike I have no intention of doing so now. So despite my transition to paid membership, for those of you who have weathered the storms and battened down the hatches with me so far, I will be extending a 30-day trial to any pre-existing subscribers. This gambling game is very much a “what have you done for me lately”, and the reality is I’ve done zero for you lately. So in an effort to earn your trust (and money), it felt only right to reward those who have been with me every (missed) step of the way. So if you are interested in redeeming the free 1-month membership you can follow this link!
And for those who rather consume the content free of charge as you always have, at the very least please do me a favor and share the newsletter with your fellow degenerate gamblers! No one man could ever dream of taking down these bastard bookies, but if we put our heads together, maybe, just maybe, the house doesn’t always have to win.